Harry Farmer

Harry Farmer

Since tasting his first food as a small boy, Harry Farmer hasn't looked back.

The kind of person who would eat his meat raw if society, and his digestive tract, allowed him to, he is deeply suspicious of vegetarianism, organic and low calorie food, and is a staunch defender of the 'Chicken Cottage' fast food chain - which he regards as a benchmark of culinary excellence. 

When not unashamedly cramming junk food down his gullet, Harry enjoys writing, making music and pretending to have read things.   

  • Comté Cheese

    Saturday September 24th, 2011

    If you’ve never come across Comté, France’s most popular AOC (controlled designation of origin) cheese, it’s likely you will soon.

  • Hummus Brothers

    Wednesday September 7th, 2011

    Harry Farmer visits the Soho branch of Hummus Brothers and ponders the student obsession with the chickpea based deity. 

  • Chopped UK-British Invasion

    Friday September 2nd, 2011

    Harry Farmer has his culinary ineptitude exposed by the judges of Chopped UK.

  • The Slow Cook Book

    Friday September 2nd, 2011

    I’m very impatient – so much so that if something takes ninety seconds in the microwave, I’ll put it in for eighty-eight so as to avoid the time spent getting my index finger across the vast expanse of keypad separating the ‘9’ and the ‘0’. I guess the very fact that I use the microwave often enough for this time saving technique to become worthwhile is testament to my reluctance to wait for anything.

  • Top Five Luxury Stock Up Foods

    Thursday September 1st, 2011

    The foodepedia team list the foodstuffs they'd stock up on in preparation for the end of the world. 

  • Putney Pies

    Wednesday August 24th, 2011

    In a bid to avoid cliché, and a calorie induced coma, Harry Farmer only eats of some of the pies. 

  • Magners Specials

    Tuesday August 23rd, 2011

    I’ve never been a fan of cider – it brings back too many bad memories. Most resounding of these is that of when, at the age of fifteen, in the queue to a scuzzy underage night in East London, my friend handed me an unmarked bottle of ‘White Ace’ that I foolishly took a swig of. Not believing that a drink could taste that bad – and all too aware of Tom’s reputation as a prankster

  • Magners Specials

    Tuesday August 23rd, 2011

    I’ve never been a fan of cider – it brings back too many bad memories. Most resounding of these is that of when, at the age of fifteen, in the queue to a scuzzy underage night in East London, my friend handed me an unmarked bottle of ‘White Ace’ that I foolishly took a swig of. Not believing that a drink could taste that bad – and all too aware of Tom’s reputation as a prankster – I remember wondering how Tom had managed to carbonate his own urine.

  • A scoop on Joe Delucci's Gelato

    Wednesday August 17th, 2011

    Joe Delucci's is clearly the kind of ice cream vendor that prides itself on its original flavours. Despite this, I decide to myself, as the stall manager suspiciously eyes my ‘two free scoops’ voucher, that it is impossible to judge any ice cream parlour without trying their take on some old classics.

  • Thai Square

    Monday August 15th, 2011

    Professional philistine and theatrophobe Harry Farmer discovers an infinitely better way to spend a night in the West End than at a musical.

  • Ikea Crayfish Party

    Friday July 29th, 2011

    On Wednesday, Ikea's in-store restaurants trade in meatballs for crayfish as the furniture giant attempts to make its way into the pages of the Guinness Book of Records for the world's largest Crayfish party. At under £9 a head, this is must for seafood and bargain lovers alike.

  • Kitchen studies. You may begin now.

    Tuesday September 22nd, 2009

    The Kitchen in Parson's Green is preparing the nation's youth to cook. With his first year at university coming up faster than last night's kebab, Harry Farmer volunteered to put on chef's whites for us and report back as he trialled a few of the courses on offer while trying to keep his typing fingers out the way of the chopper.