The Queen’s Terminal.

Heathrow has a new circle of hell, The Queen’s Terminal. But is it actually so bad? Keith Lewis goes beyond security to see how the weary traveller may actually have something decently foodish to look forward to

Boldly going with Lurpak Baking Butter

Lurpak has of course always been a first choice with bakers, its colour makes the results creamy looking and it has no salt. I lobbed the required amount into the mixer along with all the other ingredients for a Lemon Drizzle Cake from Mary Berry.

Zachry’s et al at Watergate Bay

It’s all vast spaces and windows onto the ocean, pastel blues, tongue and groove, and laid-back surfer chic. Its guests look like grown-up surfers now in their late 20s, 30s and 40s but with coolly-dressed blond kids in tow.

Ekachai, Liverpool Street

It’s seven in the evening on a dark and cold Tuesday, and I find myself in an odd situation. I’m in a decidedly Oriental environment, surrounded by bamboo and rope-wrapped pillars. The music, however, consists of track after track from the videogame Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.